when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
It’s not about your boobs, ladies. It’s about what’s behind your boobs which is your lungs because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
i’m literally in tears i am so mad and i dont know what to do or how to help other than sign petitions and reblog shit like i wish i could fucking help i wish i could fucking do something i cannot fucking believe this shit is happening in 2014 this is fucking outrageous and disgusting
Do you ever look in the mirror and just have a huge internal sigh at the disappointment of your appearance? I do.
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May 16th// 11:08 pm
“Hey, I guess you’re asleep. Call me back when you wake up”
July 24th// 5:04 am
“Wake up I miss you”
September 8th// 2:09 am
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
September 8th// 2:16 am
“Okay listen. I think I might be in love with you please call me back.”
October 11th// 5:42 pm
“Baby girl I love you, I’m so happy you’re mine I’ll see you tonight.”
November 29th// 8:06 am
“You’re still asleep and you’re the most beautiful thing in the world. I can’t wait to get home and see you. I can’t wait to kiss you.”
December 12th// 9:16 am
“Look I’m sorry about what I said. I didn’t mean it. I still love you princess. I love you. I’m sorry. I just.. I love you alright. Call me back when you can.”
January 15th// 4:06 pm
“I’m out and I saw something that made me think of you so I thought I would call you. I miss your voice.”
January 18th// 9:12 am
“Baby get dressed, I’m picking you up in 15, let’s run away.”
January 23rd// 8:47 pm
“Oh god your mother hates me”
February 14th// 3:06 pm
“Happy Valentine’s day I love you more than anything. You’re the world. You’re everything good. I’d let you swallow me whole. I like the way you look when you’re tired. I hate it when you cry. I’ll see you” tonight baby.”
February 24th// 12:09 am
“I’m sorry.”
April 8th// 4:06 am
“Hey… I need to come over and get the rest of my stuff.”
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13 voicemails you left me (via extrasad)
Oh my god I can’t fucking breathe
(via kissing-in-the-cosmos)
Oh
(via dont-count-on-forever)
